Tonight’s Iraq Frontline

I had a nightmare immediately after watching it.

‘Where am I? A Dining tent? I can’t see out. It’s a mess, I’ll help clean up.’

‘What. The. Hell? It’s moving up?!? Is this thing on a crane or something?’

‘Fuck, now it’s in freefall. Oh. Great. I’m. Gonna. Die.’

Womp! ‘Ouch! Only fell about six feet, I’ll be okay. Scary’

‘Hey! Where’d the parquet wood floor come from?’

‘Geez, are those screws coming up through the floor?’

‘Not funny, they just keep coming and they’re getting frigging huge’

‘Jeez! I’m gonna get impaled on these goddamn things!’

Ends with me screaming.

-Scaredy ‘H’

Testing My Nice

Why’s Trump have to come here? I have to repeat this mantra from the movie ‘Band Of Brothers’, “We salute the rank, not the man”. Because, I really need to dehumanize this thing right now.

Lost-In-20-Minutes.mp3

Hank

Okay, So other than the name change – maybe it’s an alter-ego thing – I dunno. I blew a piece of guitar equipment this week. I’ve been shopping for a new one and figuring how to make the old one work again.