Sorry Doll

No Heroin, keep moving. Was that it?!? I mean, I’m getting massively drunk but, does junk follow Trump?

-Hank

P.S. And the Portsmouth P.D. called me this week.

Here’s my hypothetical interrogation:

P.D. “Did you call Animal Control?”

Me: “Yes”. Subtext: That cute rabbit downtown, we’ve adored him for months, he got hit by a car.

P.D. “Are you aware of the Black Metal implications?”

Me: “Yes, So close to ‘The Pearl?'” – Subtext: The first Black Church in NH is a block away. When the first Norwegian Black Metal church burning happened, they left a dead rabbit.

P.D. “Yes, any contact with Norwegians?”

Me: “Yes, I said ‘Hello’ to a Hans from Norway 4 months ago.”

P.D. “Come with us.”

Testing My Nice

Why’s Trump have to come here? I have to repeat this mantra from the movie ‘Band Of Brothers’, “We salute the rank, not the man”. Because, I really need to dehumanize this thing right now.

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Hank

Okay, So other than the name change – maybe it’s an alter-ego thing – I dunno. I blew a piece of guitar equipment this week. I’ve been shopping for a new one and figuring how to make the old one work again.

Pandemics Are EXHAUSTING!!!

Last weekend was the first time I’ve had fun in a while. Personally, think I’m coming out of the funk a little bit.

I’ve made some enemies over the years & now?  Well, lots of them are fucked. Say Bye, bye to your little social club. What you gonna do now bad people?

So, if I kicked them while they were down – I wouldn’t be any better, I wouldn’t feel any better. I’d spent years, wanting to win – wanting to be right – wanting JUSTICE. But, not like this. Not like this. It just left me feeling very, very hollow.

So, Fuck. Them. Fuck the Crown virus. Fuck the Coketard president. Fuck the Minnesota cops.

Rock On Kids in Hong Kong…

-Hans