Hello God? It’s Me The Asshole Producer.

You have to help me with this fucking pussy. Me: “You’re such a fucking Asshole, Asshole”.

I have to get him into younger girls. “Shut the fuck up Asshole”.

You’re such a fucking pussy. “You’re such a fucking Pedo”.*

And do you really think that Stripe strategy of yours could actually work? “No”.

You disgust me. “Least I’m not an Asshole”.

“We fight a lot but, recording is getting done. Even though it gets a little vicious sometimes. What that asshole? On Brand? Okay, On Brand.”

Brand ‘H’

* Over 21. Why we’re fighting.

Mornin’ Reaper Dude

Wake up, make coffee, look outside. Person walking, black hoodie, black pants, black upside down hockey stick. This never actually happens mind you, I just have an overactive imagination. It’s all a lie that I made it up. I don’t really see psychos. Or maybe I’M the psycho? Maybe I’m WAY deeper than that and it’s all a front

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Reluctant Witness ‘H’

Unfinished Business

Okay I just made this up TONITE. I’m celebrating the Celtics* win by making some noise. No, I’m not being careful – it’s really messy, but maybe that’s what makes it fun. These are really dead strings – it sounds like breaking bones when I tune them. No, I mean I WANT that.

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Un-gotten ‘H’

* Divisional Game 7 with a ‘Gino Dance’ at the end… all ‘Boogies’ were permitted last night.

Sometimes My Clips Suck

I know I’m weird about it & I know it’s copyright infringement. But, I don’t make any money off it so nobody complains. I’m using this one anyway. I know it’s psycho but, it’s so my life right now.

“Any problem on earth can be solved

with the careful application of high explosives.

The trick is… not to be around when they go off.”

I’ve been playing very old school lately. Nothing remotely technical, it’s actually quite liberating…

The Asshole Producer had to break up a fight between drunk me & sober me. Bibes just rolls with it by now. Sober me won BTW. Thanks Asshole! Drunk me was saying “that hurts my ears”.

So honestly, sometimes you just want to quietly give someone the bird and you want to be really far away from them when they go off.

In this case. I hope I get away with doing it. Please keep this inclusive and no harm.

In English, I don’t think we have a good enough antonym for the word ‘Wreck’” – ‘H’