It’s the nickname of a German car: The Wartburg 353. This is a total fashion fucking game changer. I can buy a “Farty Hans” hat, face mask, shirt – Oh, this is so good!
Sorry, Hans jokes crack me the fuck up. HOW COULD NOBODY TELL ME!?!?!?!
The Farty Idjuba Machine marches on. The amp sound’s good but, it’s not dialed in yet. I have a mutant Top Gun theme in my back pocket. Riffing now I’m more into simple… changes & my ‘Amp Guy‘ left it on a preset but, I didn’t get to play with it yet. There’s always tomorrow.
Stop the world. Is this the point where the center couldn’t hold? Do I solder in a couple new capacitors (It would be like operating on your own pet!!) or do I see a guy? I’m hoping the latter but, getting prepared for the worst. Let’s face it, my amp’s wicked old & I use the shit out of it. Why does this have to be its last scream? It wasn’t done.
It feels good to be a normal Wednesday again. I may sound different this week ‘Cuz I’m usually Freebasing distortion (Not that there’s anything wrong with that) but, I like to play.
I’m going to do this next piece a little backwards. I seem to wait until the last second to try and sum it all up in just a few words – and it usually ends up quite lacking.
The intro clip is from a movie called: The Naked Witch (1961) – it’s at about the 15:00 mark. Not a great movie but, this scene KILLS ME!
A Student is carrying a suitcase up an old dirt road to the Burr Mill when he sees a man in overalls working. Texas Germans.
The Student: “Hello there”
“Wie geht’s?” – it’s means like Yo, ‘Sup?’ in German.
“I’m looking for a place to stay for the night, I wonder if you could help me?”
“schunnig ziehen” – the German man points – it means ‘Pull quickly’
“Mein Bruder Hans” – “Gut Bier, Weinerschnitzel”
“Sounds Good Enough For Me!”
And then I commence with the rocking. This isn’t the music I’ll be using. Totally different vibe now. I just liked the stereo of it. I don’t know, I was probably Wicked High on Beer & Schnitzel.
Also, I think some stereotypes are funny. I know I’m sick. Take a joke people, resemble a remark.
