Witness!!       

It’s over now, So I can talk about it right? I just had a morning beer with the Gloucester, MA Coast Guard.

I think I got clocked because I’m in a pamphlet picture but, these are fine men.

I have stuff to talk about.

“H”

Psycho Victim

Sometimes you have to acknowledge their existence don’t you? It’s such a strange thing to me. That when you do THE SAME THING they did to you BACK TO THEM, It becomes 1000x worse. You become evil incarnate, you have eyes and ears EVERYWHERE. I’m not advising it but, if you ever have the opportunity to make a psycho really paranoid – it’s a pretty fun thing to watch. You become the source of all their problems. You’re the big bad bully that wants to get rid of them. IT’S NOT FAIR!!!

I for one think it’s very fair. I think it’s the very definition of fair. What are you going to do? How are you ever going to get back at me? I’m already too long gone and why would you even want to fuck with me anyway? Being that I’m such an evil mastermind… It didn’t end well the last time, did it?

So, take it like a sane person, you fucking psychopath. I’ll work on being less gullible and preparing for that huge psycho revenge army of yours to come git me*.

Feast ‘O Hate ‘H’

* Actually believes the military is cloning him.

The Missing Post       

The missing post before last was called ‘Leaving Salem’. It was dark & totally inappropriate. So, there’s some stuff you missed out on. I ran into Stripe last weekend – I forgot what time it was & I was completely unprepared for her. I needed a game plan fast before I was on the cover of next month’s “Modern Boglim” magazine. All I have in place is the right attitude. I’m after one thing and one thing only. I can’t tell you all the specific rules in detail but, it goes something like this: We are NOTHING – just spirits and I for one welcome that frigidity right now.

And the Asshole Producer keeps chasing this fucking zygote. Warped bastard. Me? I’m going to go slam some guitar.

Remaining ‘H’