Modernizing Idjuba

“Get real Asshole” I said to The Asshole Producer. “How can you have legal contracts drawn up to pay guys with illegal drugs? How could that possibly be legal?!?”

The Asshole Producer: “We have the best Cokehead Lawyers, period”.

And Bibendum spent my therapy money on billboards that say “Bridgestone Sucks!”

Said I need to get my priorities straight.

‘H’ With Agency