Mailing This One in…

This piece comes off very pretentiously without some proper explanation. Believe me, I have NO success and am THE LAST PERSON to give ANYONNE marketing advice. The Asshole Producer just loves this guy though. Why? Because he could be paid for with drugs.

The Alien Abduction Drugs & Alcohol Insurance Policy. I can’t keep my agency off this idea. Someone needs to help these people. They’re in a crop field, see a bright light, get levitated. Then bang, they’re back in a crop field with their memory flashed and their drugs and alcohol gone. It breaks my poor damn heart every time I hear the story.


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