Witness!!       

It’s over now, So I can talk about it right? I just had a morning beer with the Gloucester, MA Coast Guard.

I think I got clocked because I’m in a pamphlet picture but, these are fine men.

I have stuff to talk about.

“H”

The Missing Post       

The missing post before last was called ‘Leaving Salem’. It was dark & totally inappropriate. So, there’s some stuff you missed out on. I ran into Stripe last weekend – I forgot what time it was & I was completely unprepared for her. I needed a game plan fast before I was on the cover of next month’s “Modern Boglim” magazine. All I have in place is the right attitude. I’m after one thing and one thing only. I can’t tell you all the specific rules in detail but, it goes something like this: We are NOTHING – just spirits and I for one welcome that frigidity right now.

And the Asshole Producer keeps chasing this fucking zygote. Warped bastard. Me? I’m going to go slam some guitar.

Remaining ‘H’

Hello God? It’s Me The Asshole Producer.

You have to help me with this fucking pussy. Me: “You’re such a fucking Asshole, Asshole”.

I have to get him into younger girls. “Shut the fuck up Asshole”.

You’re such a fucking pussy. “You’re such a fucking Pedo”.*

And do you really think that Stripe strategy of yours could actually work? “No”.

You disgust me. “Least I’m not an Asshole”.

“We fight a lot but, recording is getting done. Even though it gets a little vicious sometimes. What that asshole? On Brand? Okay, On Brand.”

Brand ‘H’

* Over 21. Why we’re fighting.

Sometimes My Clips Suck

I know I’m weird about it & I know it’s copyright infringement. But, I don’t make any money off it so nobody complains. I’m using this one anyway. I know it’s psycho but, it’s so my life right now.

“Any problem on earth can be solved

with the careful application of high explosives.

The trick is… not to be around when they go off.”

I’ve been playing very old school lately. Nothing remotely technical, it’s actually quite liberating…

The Asshole Producer had to break up a fight between drunk me & sober me. Bibes just rolls with it by now. Sober me won BTW. Thanks Asshole! Drunk me was saying “that hurts my ears”.

So honestly, sometimes you just want to quietly give someone the bird and you want to be really far away from them when they go off.

In this case. I hope I get away with doing it. Please keep this inclusive and no harm.

In English, I don’t think we have a good enough antonym for the word ‘Wreck’” – ‘H’