I’ve been Hyper-local & Hyper-simple Lately. No big ideas, just maintaining the status quo. BTW, This site will be ‘U:nder M:aintenance’ for the next few days. Something came up.
I’m working on it. I gotta warn you though, the band has been feeling super funky. We have our ‘Creative Differences’ but, we’ll b ‘k.
Stuck Piston ‘H’
One of my “Breakthrough” moments recently was about ownership. I can still put out a shitty piece of spontaneity anytime I want to, because It’s MINE!
The point is, in the end. I just have to be happy about it.
Last night I dreamt about guys falling and cracking their skulls. It scared the hell out of me.
So, in between “No Fear!” and “Healthy Fear!!” is where I meet you this week.
Can’t make up his mind on the 12th bar ‘H’
This is the longest I’ve gone w/o publishing music in a long time. Times changed. I figured out what was bugging me & dealt w/ it. Now I’m practicing again. It’s fun.
It was a Friday night. The store closed at 10 & it’s 9:45. So, I’m coming out of the store w/ some delicious ice cold beer & a Cop walks up to me briskly and says “Mind if I ask you a couple questions?” and I’m like “Sure!” – Mind you, I was a little buzzed – Then a flashlight hits me in the face. ”Where’s your Mailbox?”. Not the sort of question I was expecting but, okay “It’s in a lobby, (I stutter & look away) It’s a lobby, lobby mailbox”. Kind of questioning it, kind of scared. “We just got a report that someone knocked over a neighbor’s mailbox and urinated on it”. Ummm, okay, I didn’t see that one coming. “And You. Match. The Description”.
The second Cop car pulls up fast. Now, I’m having a SURREAL moment here. ‘Wow, that escalated QUICKLY!’. Then, two things happen simultaneously. I start talking & the second Cop, He starts walking. But, he does the COOLEST MOVE. Arms down, right palm parallel to the ground. Just like: Be. Cool… Be Cool. And I’m trying, “I live at ***, you can see it from here, I have ID, I just came here for beer & am going straight home”.
And that was that. The second Cop started talking to the first Cop & I walked away gratefully. “Sorry I couldn’t be the guy”.
Now, why do I have such an issue with this?
- I’m Paranoid
- I’m White
- I’m Narcissistic
- I’m Delusional
- I’m Healthy & Insightful
- I’m Sick & Twisted
- I’m Vindictive