‘Tober’s Comin’!!!

Oh man, this could be a good one. This year’s Octoberfest beer of choice has both ‘Herkules’ AND ‘Magnum’ hops. I also have the appropriate matching liter mug!! ‘Beer Nuts’ have come back in stock… Hold on, I’m hyperventilating. The new guitar part is coming next week… Now, I’m actually starting to believe there is […]

Tonight’s Iraq Frontline

I had a nightmare immediately after watching it. ‘Where am I? A Dining tent? I can’t see out. It’s a mess, I’ll help clean up.’ ‘What. The. Hell? It’s moving up?!? Is this thing on a crane or something?’ ‘Fuck, now it’s in freefall. Oh. Great. I’m. Gonna. Die.’ Womp! ‘Ouch! Only fell about six […]

Sorry Doll

No Heroin, keep moving. Was that it?!? I mean, I’m getting massively drunk but, does junk follow Trump? -Hank P.S. And the Portsmouth P.D. called me this week. Here’s my hypothetical interrogation: P.D. “Did you call Animal Control?” Me: “Yes”. Subtext: That cute rabbit downtown, we’ve adored him for months, he got hit by a […]

Pandemics Are EXHAUSTING!!!

Last weekend was the first time I’ve had fun in a while. Personally, think I’m coming out of the funk a little bit. I’ve made some enemies over the years & now?  Well, lots of them are fucked. Say Bye, bye to your little social club. What you gonna do now bad people? So, if […]