Psycho Victim

Sometimes you have to acknowledge their existence don’t you? It’s such a strange thing to me. That when you do THE SAME THING they did to you BACK TO THEM, It becomes 1000x worse. You become evil incarnate, you have eyes and ears EVERYWHERE. I’m not advising it but, if you ever have the opportunity to make a psycho really paranoid – it’s a pretty fun thing to watch. You become the source of all their problems. You’re the big bad bully that wants to get rid of them. IT’S NOT FAIR!!!

I for one think it’s very fair. I think it’s the very definition of fair. What are you going to do? How are you ever going to get back at me? I’m already too long gone and why would you even want to fuck with me anyway? Being that I’m such an evil mastermind… It didn’t end well the last time, did it?

So, take it like a sane person, you fucking psychopath. I’ll work on being less gullible and preparing for that huge psycho revenge army of yours to come git me*.

Feast ‘O Hate ‘H’

* Actually believes the military is cloning him.

The Missing Post       

The missing post before last was called ‘Leaving Salem’. It was dark & totally inappropriate. So, there’s some stuff you missed out on. I ran into Stripe last weekend – I forgot what time it was & I was completely unprepared for her. I needed a game plan fast before I was on the cover of next month’s “Modern Boglim” magazine. All I have in place is the right attitude. I’m after one thing and one thing only. I can’t tell you all the specific rules in detail but, it goes something like this: We are NOTHING – just spirits and I for one welcome that frigidity right now.

And the Asshole Producer keeps chasing this fucking zygote. Warped bastard. Me? I’m going to go slam some guitar.

Remaining ‘H’

Hello God? It’s Me The Asshole Producer.

You have to help me with this fucking pussy. Me: “You’re such a fucking Asshole, Asshole”.

I have to get him into younger girls. “Shut the fuck up Asshole”.

You’re such a fucking pussy. “You’re such a fucking Pedo”.*

And do you really think that Stripe strategy of yours could actually work? “No”.

You disgust me. “Least I’m not an Asshole”.

“We fight a lot but, recording is getting done. Even though it gets a little vicious sometimes. What that asshole? On Brand? Okay, On Brand.”

Brand ‘H’

* Over 21. Why we’re fighting.

Mornin’ Reaper Dude

Wake up, make coffee, look outside. Person walking, black hoodie, black pants, black upside down hockey stick. This never actually happens mind you, I just have an overactive imagination. It’s all a lie that I made it up. I don’t really see psychos. Or maybe I’M the psycho? Maybe I’m WAY deeper than that and it’s all a front


Reluctant Witness ‘H’