No Heroin, keep moving. Was that it?!? I mean, I’m getting massively drunk but, does junk follow Trump?
P.S. And the Portsmouth P.D. called me this week.
Here’s my hypothetical interrogation:
P.D. “Did you call Animal Control?”
Me: “Yes”. Subtext: That cute rabbit downtown, we’ve adored him for months, he got hit by a car.
P.D. “Are you aware of the Black Metal implications?”
Me: “Yes, So close to ‘The Pearl?'” – Subtext: The first Black Church in NH is a block away. When the first Norwegian Black Metal church burning happened, they left a dead rabbit.
P.D. “Yes, any contact with Norwegians?”
Me: “Yes, I said ‘Hello’ to a Hans from Norway 4 months ago.”
P.D. “Come with us.”