‘Sometimes I really believe…
You could get any girl…
As long as you’re fucking cool.’*
Jesus, that’s the fucking spirit.
Ever hear the phrase: “It’ll happen when you least expect it” – I mock this now.
Last week I choked when meeting a lady – and I’m having a hard time sympathizing with myself. Bibendum and my asshole producer aren’t speaking to me. I’ve been trying to push that Kee-Kee spirit deep down inside. To the point where it becomes subconscious. To train my brain not to get logical so fast. In other words, I’m fucking losing it.
I need that negative “you don’t have a fucking chance” voice to say “just be fucking cool” next time.
Other than that, No real ‘Tube Panic’ here. I’m holding but, I still ‘Upped’ just in case. All my asshole producer does is yell at me “Free-er!!!”.
Unauthentic ‘H’ – “Sorry, I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on”
* Brilliant Irish accent