My Asshole Producer // Mini Saga

My Producer says that for “Highway Z” to really be authentic – it has to be tested on an actual highway at (*wink*) a respectable speed.

Whenever Idjuba starts a big new project we get all mopey. Bibendum of course tries to fix this. “I think I’ve found the perfect girl for you”. I call BS but, he sells her very well. By the time he gets to “She’s really into Open source multi-domain secure email servers”. Ok, ok. Stop! I’m Sold.

“You know how I know her right?” says Bibendum (gulp, silence) – “Wicked hardcore* rubber fetissssh”. Awww dude Noooo! Can you please stop dancing like that ‘Bibes’?

Producer chimes in: “Dance all you want Bibendum, dance all you want.

And I’m just left screaming like a motherfucker

Ordinary ‘H’

  • My Bibendum sometimes has a strong Massachusetts accent