Month: February 2022

My ‘Producer’ says that for “Highway Z” to really be authentic – it has to be tested on an actual highway at (*wink*) a respectable speed.

Whenever Idjuba starts a big new project we get all mopey. Bibendum of course tries to fix this. “I think I’ve found the perfect girl for you”. I call BS but, he sells her very well. By the time he gets to “She’s really into Open source multi-domain secure email servers”. Ok, ok. Stop! I’m Sold.

“You know how I know her right?” says Bibendum (gulp, silence) – “Wicked hardcore* rubber fetissssh”. Awww dude Noooo! Can you please stop dancing like that ‘Bibes’?

Producer chimes in: “Dance all you want Bibendum, dance all you want”.

And I’m just left screaming like a motherfucker

Ordinary ‘H’

• My Bibendum sometimes has a strong Massachusetts accent

February’s half fucking over. Way behind schedule. Listening to A LOT of Goa/Psytrance.

I like it for coding /debugging. Which is what I’ve been doing wahay too much of lately. After all, it IS February and I’ve got to get my shit together. “But Bibendum, It was working before I rebooted it!”  You – Fucking – Fool.

Humiliated but, I can vengefully reply to him with a low raspy “Highway Z” – I’d have a hard time explaining that one to a German. ‘You mean Zee Highway? Nein?’

Ah, the old February fight. What I like vs. what I can actually get accomplished & it kicks my ass Every -Damn -Time. Nobody will like “Highway Z” but, nobody will say anything & I’ll be left alone, clinging to my delusion that – Work will set me Free.

Prisoner ‘H’

Well, here’s a sneak preview. It works but, needs more time. I’m learning – lot’s of stuff.

shop.idjuba.com

If you would’ve asked me which one of these items was the most valuable. I would have guessed completely wrong. See, I didn’t even know my own shit. Because it was the one I spent the least money on. ‘You like it? You can have it’. One of the perks of growing up in Massachusetts I guess.

Eventually this is all going to quietly merge into one site. For No fucking reason.

Brought to you by the letter ‘H’ Foundation

This site project keeps getting more stupidly complicated & failure is not an option. The Music Minute will return soon. It’s been morphing through different stages. I seem to want something very simple lately. But then again… it’s February and I’ve been into phrasing.

Fiery ‘H’