If You Google “Farty Hans”

It’s the nickname of a German car: The Wartburg 353. This is a total fashion fucking game changer. I can buy a “Farty Hans” hat, face mask, shirt – Oh, this is so good!

Sorry, Hans jokes crack me the fuck up.

The Farty Idjuba Machine marches on. The amp sound’s good but, it’s not dialed in yet. I have a mutant Top Gun theme in my back pocket. Riffing now I’m more into simple… changes & my ‘Amp Guy‘ left it on a preset but, I didn’t get to play with it yet. There’s always tomorrow.

I Don’t Wanna Melt

Stop the world. Is this the point where the center couldn’t hold? Do I solder in a couple new capacitors (It would be like operating on your own pet!!) or do I see a guy?  I’m hoping the latter but, getting prepared for the worst. Let’s face it, my amp’s wicked old & I use the shit out of it. Why does this have to be its last scream?  It wasn’t done.

“I know, I know, I know.”


The ‘H’ Entity (It’s okay – I’ll figure something out – It’s got 2 channels & besides, the “clean” channel still works)