If You Google “Farty Hans”

It’s the nickname of a German car: The Wartburg 353. This is a total fashion fucking game changer. I can buy a “Farty Hans” hat, face mask, shirt – Oh, this is so good!

Sorry, Hans jokes crack me the fuck up.
HOW COULD NOBODY TELL ME!?!?!?!

The Farty Idjuba Machine marches on. The amp sound’s good but, it’s not dialed in yet. I have a mutant Top Gun theme in my back pocket. Riffing now I’m more into simple… changes & my ‘Amp Guy‘ left it on a preset but, I didn’t get to play with it yet. There’s always tomorrow.

I Don’t Wanna Melt

Stop the world. Is this the point where the center couldn’t hold? Do I solder in a couple new capacitors (It would be like operating on your own pet!!) or do I see a guy?  I’m hoping the latter but, getting prepared for the worst. Let’s face it, my amp’s wicked old & I use the shit out of it. Why does this have to be its last scream?  It wasn’t done.

“I know, I know, I know.”

MalignantAnxiety.mp3

The ‘H’ Entity (It’s okay – I’ll figure something out – It’s got 2 channels & besides, the “clean” channel still works)