My ½ Minute Hysterical German Deafness

I’m going to do this next piece a little backwards. I seem to wait until the last second to try and sum it all up in just a few words – and it usually ends up quite lacking.

The intro clip is from a movie called: The Naked Witch (1961) – it’s at about the 15:00 mark. Not a great movie but, this scene KILLS ME!

A Student is carrying a suitcase up an old dirt road to the Burr Mill when he sees a man in overalls working. Texas Germans.

The Student: “Hello there”

“Wie geht’s?” – it’s means like Yo, ‘Sup?’ in German.

“I’m looking for a place to stay for the night, I wonder if you could help me?”

“schunnig ziehen” – the German man points – it means ‘Pull quickly’

“Mein Bruder Hans” – “Gut Bier, Weinerschnitzel”

“Sounds Good Enough For Me!”

And then I commence with the rocking. This isn’t the music I’ll be using. Totally different vibe now. I just liked the stereo of it. I don’t know, I was probably Wicked High on Beer & Schnitzel.

Also, I think some stereotypes are funny. I know I’m sick. Take a joke people, resemble a remark.

“Brother Hans”

Taking Pause

This is the longest I’ve gone w/o publishing music in a long time. Times changed. I figured out what was bugging me & dealt w/ it. Now I’m practicing again. It’s fun.

Bopper ‘H’

The Consequences: I Owe You A Story

It was a Friday night. The store closed at 10 & it’s 9:45. So, I’m coming out of the store w/ some delicious ice cold beer & a Cop walks up to me briskly and says “Mind if I ask you a couple questions?” and I’m like “Sure!” – Mind you, I was a little buzzed – Then a flashlight hits me in the face. ”Where’s your Mailbox?”. Not the sort of question I was expecting but, okay “It’s in a lobby, (I stutter & look away) It’s a lobby, lobby mailbox”. Kind of questioning it, kind of scared. “We just got a report that someone knocked over a neighbor’s mailbox and urinated on it”. Ummm, okay, I didn’t see that one coming. “And You. Match. The Description”.

The second Cop car pulls up fast. Now, I’m having a SURREAL moment here. ‘Wow, that escalated QUICKLY!’. Then, two things happen simultaneously. I start talking & the second Cop, He starts walking. But, he does the COOLEST MOVE. Arms down, right palm parallel to the ground.  Just like: Be. Cool… Be Cool. And I’m trying, “I live at ***, you can see it from here, I have ID, I just came here for beer & am going straight home”.

And that was that. The second Cop started talking to the first Cop & I walked away gratefully. “Sorry I couldn’t be the guy”.

Now, why do I have such an issue with this?

  1. I’m Paranoid
  2. I’m White
  3. I’m Narcissistic
  4. I’m Delusional
  5. I’m Healthy & Insightful
  6. I’m Sick & Twisted
  7. I’m Vindictive

Hotel ‘H’