Tonight’s Iraq Frontline

I had a nightmare immediately after watching it.

‘Where am I? A Dining tent? I can’t see out. It’s a mess, I’ll help clean up.’

‘What. The. Hell? It’s moving up?!? Is this thing on a crane or something?’

‘Fuck, now it’s in freefall. Oh. Great. I’m. Gonna. Die.’

Womp! ‘Ouch! Only fell about six feet, I’ll be okay. Scary’

‘Hey! Where’d the parquet wood floor come from?’

‘Geez, are those screws coming up through the floor?’

‘Not funny, they just keep coming and they’re getting frigging huge’

‘Jeez! I’m gonna get impaled on these goddamn things!’

Ends with me screaming.

-Scaredy ‘H’