Sorry Doll

No Heroin, keep moving. Was that it?!? I mean, I’m getting massively drunk but, does junk follow Trump?

-Hank

P.S. And the Portsmouth P.D. called me this week.

Here’s my hypothetical interrogation:

P.D. “Did you call Animal Control?”

Me: “Yes”. Subtext: That cute rabbit downtown, we’ve adored him for months, he got hit by a car.

P.D. “Are you aware of the Black Metal implications?”

Me: “Yes, So close to ‘The Pearl?'” – Subtext: The first Black Church in NH is a block away. When the first Norwegian Black Metal church burning happened, they left a dead rabbit.

P.D. “Yes, any contact with Norwegians?”

Me: “Yes, I said ‘Hello’ to a Hans from Norway 4 months ago.”

P.D. “Come with us.”