Idjucation /ˌidjooˈkāSH(ə)n/. 1. Possessing knowledge of or about the band Idjuba.

“I’m the most Idjucated man in the History Of The World!! Nobody has more Idjucation than me. My Idjucation is so massive, I mean look at it, it’s YUUGE!

“People always tell me, the only way for them to get ahead is to have more Idjucation. And I have to agree. But, the only way they can get more Idjucation is directly from me… I mean, I’m the only real source. Unfortunately, I’ve got to go away on vacation.

“I apologize for the pain world… I’ll be back as soon as I can.”

Over-Idjucated H