Idjucation /ˌidjooˈkāSH(ə)n/. 1. Possessing knowledge of or about the band Idjuba.
“I’m the most Idjucated man in the History Of The World!! Nobody has more Idjucation than me. My Idjucation is so massive, I mean look at it, it’s YUUGE!
“People always tell me, the only way for them to get ahead is to have more Idjucation. And I have to agree. But, the only way they can get more Idjucation is directly from me… I mean, I’m the only real source. Unfortunately, I’ve got to go away on vacation.
“I apologize for the pain world… I’ll be back as soon as I can.”
So I have to do something. Proof of life maybe? Show the world I’m not beaten? What can I do? I’ve had a rather painful stretch. The acronym stands for ‘Fall Down Go Boom’. It may not seem obvious at first but, I’m getting a lot better in my own messy, consistent way.
Whether it’s real or imagined. I feel like I get picked on. I keep trying to fix it, even though I know I can’t. There’s only two words I know that can absolve me… “BEYOND REPROACH”. When ‘The Potent One’ says these words about a thing… It really resonates. So, I guess in reality, I’m just your average band guy trying to make his mates think he’s cool. But, in also in reality I get picked on… because I’m such a fucking freak. Until next week.
All I have this week is Vestigial69.mp3 (no, I’m not reposting). It’s Just a slight remix of last week, aptly named b/c It was the year I was born & it’s also 69 bars long. Plus the filename is Vestigial. I’m working on it.