There Will Be Funk

I’ve been Hyper-local & Hyper-simple Lately. No big ideas, just maintaining the status quo. BTW, This site will be ‘U:nder M:aintenance’ for the next few days. Something came up.

I’m working on it. I gotta warn you though, the band has been feeling super funky. We have our ‘Creative Differences’ but, we’ll b ‘k.

Stuck Piston ‘H’

It’s Been Rainy Lately…

It feels good to be a normal Wednesday again. I may sound different this week ‘Cuz I’m usually Freebasing distortion (Not that there’s anything wrong with that) but, I like to play.

The voice in the beginning is Harrison Ford.

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Reduced ‘H’

Trying to Sound Rich

One of my “Breakthrough” moments recently was about ownership. I can still put out a shitty piece of spontaneity anytime I want to, because It’s MINE!

The point is, in the end. I just have to be happy about it.

Last night I dreamt about guys falling and cracking their skulls. It scared the hell out of me.

So, in between “No Fear!” and “Healthy Fear!!” is where I meet you this week.

Can’t make up his mind on the 12th bar ‘H’

My ½ Minute Hysterical German Deafness

I’m going to do this next piece a little backwards. I seem to wait until the last second to try and sum it all up in just a few words – and it usually ends up quite lacking.

The intro clip is from a movie called: The Naked Witch (1961) – it’s at about the 15:00 mark. Not a great movie but, this scene KILLS ME!

A Student is carrying a suitcase up an old dirt road to the Burr Mill when he sees a man in overalls working. Texas Germans.

The Student: “Hello there”

“Wie geht’s?” – it’s means like Yo, ‘Sup?’ in German.

“I’m looking for a place to stay for the night, I wonder if you could help me?”

“schunnig ziehen” – the German man points – it means ‘Pull quickly’

“Mein Bruder Hans” – “Gut Bier, Weinerschnitzel”

“Sounds Good Enough For Me!”

And then I commence with the rocking. This isn’t the music I’ll be using. Totally different vibe now. I just liked the stereo of it. I don’t know, I was probably Wicked High on Beer & Schnitzel.

Also, I think some stereotypes are funny. I know I’m sick. Take a joke people, resemble a remark.

“Brother Hans”